Jacob Meir

Jacob Meir just came out for the Sports section.

Nathan Bistritzky

Nathan Bistritzky just realized that he left the gas on.

Ivan Nikitin

Ivan Nikitin would like you to fill that bag with non-consecutive unmarked rubles.

Salvador Lopez Herrera

Salvador Lopez Herrera would certainly disapprove if only he could bother to care.

Nathan A. Scott Jr.

Nathan A. Scott Jr. is not the least bit amused by saying 'cheese.'

Rick Raphael

Rick Raphael is looking forward to tying a damsel to the railroad tracks this afternoon.

Andrew D. White

Andrew D. White is not interested in hearing your life story.