George Steiner

George Steiner has been told to be wary of wolves on the path to Grandmother's house.

Dale Titler

Dale Titler is fully prepared to buy some ladies drinks tonight.

Louis Nizer

Louis Nizer is wondering which one of you yo-yos made that crack about his hair.

Samuel Beckett

Samuel Beckett has recently noticed that he has an insatiable appetite for braaaaaaaiiiins.

Robert Jungk

Robert Jungk isn't quite sure if it's bigger than a breadbox.

Samuel W. Mitcham, Jr.

Samuel W. Mitcham, Jr. is a very special boy.

Carl Schurz

Carl Schurz can stand the awful beating of that hideous heart no longer.