Charles Evans Hughes

Charles Evans Hughes has unfastened his sport coat in anticipation of the festivities.

Jean Jadot

Jean Jadot is regarding his courtesans.

I. D. du Plessis

I.D. du Plessis is wondering why the hell he showed up to this stupid event.

Dr. Ludwig Ritter von Köchel

Dr. Ludwig Ritter von Köchel does not understand why you insist on referring to him as "Bozo."

Henrik Ibsen

Henrik Ibsen is wondering who let you in here.

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty has strategically placed a whoopee cushion somewhere in the immediate vicinity.

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Harold W. Ross

Harold W. Ross cannot wait for recess.

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Max I. Dimont

Max I. Dimont is wondering just how you plan on supporting his daughter.

Daniel Stern

Daniel Stern is reminiscing about his days as a champion knuckle rapper.

William F. Buckley, Jr.

William F. Buckley, Jr. was not aware that the pink elephants could play cricket.

Sam Cohen

Sam Cohen will not let the Russkies take his precious Gigi.