Benjamin Rabinowitz

Benjamin Rabinowitz would like to have a word with you about your new "friends."

Vladimer Engelhardt & Dr. Newton E. "Newt" Ward

Vladimer Engelhardt wants to know if you have Prince Albert in a can.
Dr. Newton E. "Newt" Ward wishes the Russians would take the Hot Line more seriously.

Ivan Bardin

Ivan Bardin just nailed that field goal.

Jacques Hardré

Jacques Hardré has learned that a male Grizzly Bear can stand over 8 feet on his hind legs.

Dr. Thomas S. Amlie

Dr. Thomas S. Amlie sure gets a kick outta these here Jumble word puzzles.

James V. Forrestal

James V. Forrestal has gathered you here for a most diabolical amusement.

Lanin A. Gyurko

Lanin A. Gyurko loves Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.