Thurlow Weed

Thurlow Weed can tell that you don't know the first thing about good barbeque.

Semyon Volfkovich

Semyon Volfkovich could smell a can of Alpo a mile away.

Brigadier Rhematullah Khan

Brigadier Rhematullah Khan is trying to be supportive of his son's interest in mime.

Dr. L.T.E. Thompson

Dr. L.T.E. Thompson could not be happier with the pole he installed in his den.

Sergei Lebedev

Sergei Lebedev will now increase the voltage for Subject #2.

Konrad Adenauer

Konrad Adenauer doens't think you've got the rocks to use that thing.

Lev Zenkevich

Lev Zenkevich has no idea what this is.

Vladimir Kotelnikov

Vladimir Kotelnikov just aced that Econ final.

Alexander Winter

Alexander Winter wants you to get off his lawn... 

but he's strangely transfixed by your tennis shorts.

Yuly Dolmatovsky

Yuly Dolmatovsky grows weary of your ridiculous attempts at escape.