Daniel Stern

Daniel Stern is reminiscing about his days as a champion knuckle rapper.

William F. Buckley, Jr.

William F. Buckley, Jr. was not aware that the pink elephants could play cricket.

Sam Cohen

Sam Cohen will not let the Russkies take his precious Gigi.

George Steiner

George Steiner has been told to be wary of wolves on the path to Grandmother's house.

Dale Titler

Dale Titler is fully prepared to buy some ladies drinks tonight.

Louis Nizer

Louis Nizer is wondering which one of you yo-yos made that crack about his hair.

Samuel Beckett

Samuel Beckett has recently noticed that he has an insatiable appetite for braaaaaaaiiiins.