Dr. Ludwig Ritter von Köchel

Dr. Ludwig Ritter von Köchel does not understand why you insist on referring to him as "Bozo."

Henrik Ibsen

Henrik Ibsen is wondering who let you in here.

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty has strategically placed a whoopee cushion somewhere in the immediate vicinity.

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Harold W. Ross

Harold W. Ross cannot wait for recess.

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Max I. Dimont

Max I. Dimont is wondering just how you plan on supporting his daughter.