D.B. Borokhov

D.B. Borokhov is going to get that fly if it's the last thing he does.

Emily Post

Emily Post is gonna teach all y'all bitches some muthafuckin' manners.

小澤三郎

Ozawa Saburō was under the impression that you enjoyed his harmonica playing.

皇室

The Imperial House of Japan must have taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.

Charles Evans Hughes

Charles Evans Hughes has unfastened his sport coat in anticipation of the festivities.

Jean Jadot

Jean Jadot is regarding his courtesans.

I. D. du Plessis

I.D. du Plessis is wondering why the hell he showed up to this stupid event.