Sir Alexander Todd

Sir Alexander Todd fears that someone at this table is not taking Hungry Hungry Hippos seriously enough.

Lord Kelvin

Lord Kelvin's heart has reached absolute zero.

Robert Browning

Robert Browning would like another frosted cupcake.

Isaac Jacobson

Isaac Jacobson can never get these damn Magic Eye things to work

H. Leivick

H. Leivick is complacent with but not particularly enthused about your foibles.

Field-Marshal Earl Alexander of Tunis

Field-Marshal Earl Alexander of Tunis thinks that you are the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.

Joshua Henkin

Joshua Henkin is not a fan of the ol' "bucket of water above the door" gag.