Saturday, April 26, 2008

Robert Browning

Robert Browning would like another frosted cupcake.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Isaac Jacobson

Isaac Jacobson can never get these damn Magic Eye things to work

Monday, April 7, 2008

H. Leivick

H. Leivick is complacent with but not particularly enthused about your foibles.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Field-Marshal Earl Alexander of Tunis

Field-Marshal Earl Alexander of Tunis thinks that you are the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Joshua Henkin

Joshua Henkin is not a fan of the ol' "bucket of water above the door" gag.

Friday, April 4, 2008

I.A. Richards

I.A. Richards thinks he just heard the can opener.

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dr. Franklin H. Martin

Dr. Franklin H. Martin now comes with Action Kung-Fu Grip™.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Simon Dubnow

Simon Dubnow is disappointed with Mr. Valders' decision to hassle him.

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Zeeshan Valders

Zeeshan Valders is lookin' for a fella to hassle.