Saturday, August 22, 2009

Albert Schweitzer

Albert Schweitzer does not want to disappoint his parents at his piano recietal.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dr. Anton Schwab

Dr. Anton Schwab is looking forward to some hot cocoa.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Hjalmar R. Holand

Hjalmar R. Holand is attempting to combust small woodland creatures with his mind.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Alexander Nesmeyanov

Alexander Nesmeyanov had never realized that there was a secret door behind that bookcase.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

James B. Reston

James B. Reston would like you to leave the room so he can decode this Top Secret message from the Johnny Dollar Junior Detective Agency

Monday, August 10, 2009

Joe Botsford

Joe Botsford just tooted.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

Alan Moorhead

Alan Moorhead is going to need a bigger boat.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Thurlow Weed

Thurlow Weed can tell that you don't know the first thing about good barbeque.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Semyon Volfkovich

Semyon Volfkovich could smell a can of Alpo a mile away.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Brigadier Rhematullah Khan

Brigadier Rhematullah Khan is trying to be supportive of his son's interest in mime.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Dr. L.T.E. Thompson

Dr. L.T.E. Thompson could not be happier with the pole he installed in his den.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Sergei Lebedev

Sergei Lebedev will now increase the voltage for Subject #2.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Konrad Adenauer

Konrad Adenauer doens't think you've got the rocks to use that thing.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Lev Zenkevich

Lev Zenkevich has no idea what this is.

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Vladimir Kotelnikov

Vladimir Kotelnikov just aced that Econ final.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Alexander Winter

Alexander Winter wants you to get off his lawn... 
but he's strangely transfixed by your tennis shorts.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Yuly Dolmatovsky

Yuly Dolmatovsky grows weary of your ridiculous attempts at escape.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Benjamin Rabinowitz

Benjamin Rabinowitz would like to have a word with you about your new "friends."

Monday, May 25, 2009

Vladimer Engelhardt & Dr. Newton E. "Newt" Ward

Vladimer Engelhardt wants to know if you have Prince Albert in a can.

Dr. Newton E. "Newt" Ward wishes the Russians would take the Hot Line more seriously.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Ivan Bardin

Ivan Bardin just nailed that field goal.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Jacques Hardré

Smokey is way more intense in person
Jacques Hardré has learned that a male Grizzly Bear can stand over 8 feet on his hind legs.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Dr. Thomas S. Amlie

Dr. Thomas S. Amlie sure gets a kick outta these here Jumble word puzzles.

Monday, May 11, 2009

James V. Forrestal

James V. Forrestal has gathered you here for a most diabolical amusement.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Lanin A. Gyurko

Lanin A. Gyurko loves Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Martin Buber

Martin Buber is waiting patiently for his Toaster Strudel.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Marcel Broodthaers

Marcel Broodthaers has been suddenly paralyzed by ennui.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

William A. Buckingham

William A. Buckingham has just been cuckolded.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Capt. Marcus Coon

Capt. Marcus Coon is proud to mine the mithril of Khazad-dûm

Monday, January 5, 2009

Hu Shih

Hu Shih has an amusing anecdote that he would like to share with the group.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Lambert Jadot

Lambert Jadot demands satisfaction