Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Charles Evans Hughes

Charles Evans Hughes has unfastened his sport coat in anticipation of the festivities.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Jean Jadot

Jean Jadot is regarding his courtesans.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

I. D. du Plessis

I.D. du Plessis is wondering why the hell he showed up to this stupid event.

Friday, October 24, 2008

Dr. Ludwig Ritter von Köchel

Dr. Ludwig Ritter von Köchel does not understand why you insist on referring to him as "Bozo."

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Henrik Ibsen

Henrik Ibsen is wondering who let you in here.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty

Monsignor Hugh O'Flaherty has strategically placed a whoopee cushion somewhere in the immediate vicinity.

Saturday, October 11, 2008


Harold W. Ross

Harold W. Ross cannot wait for recess.

Friday, October 10, 2008


Max I. Dimont

Max I. Dimont is wondering just how you plan on supporting his daughter.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Daniel Stern

Daniel Stern is reminiscing about his days as a champion knuckle rapper.

Friday, October 3, 2008

William F. Buckley, Jr.

William F. Buckley, Jr. was not aware that the pink elephants could play cricket.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Sam Cohen

Sam Cohen will not let the Russkies take his precious Gigi.