Monday, March 31, 2008

Jacob Meir

Jacob Meir just came out for the Sports section.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Nathan Bistritzky

Nathan Bistritzky just realized that he left the gas on.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Ivan Nikitin

Ivan Nikitin would like you to fill that bag with non-consecutive unmarked rubles.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Salvador Lopez Herrera

Salvador Lopez Herrera would certainly disapprove if only he could bother to care.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Nathan A. Scott Jr.

Nathan A. Scott Jr. is not the least bit amused by saying 'cheese.'

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Rick Raphael

Rick Raphael is looking forward to tying a damsel to the railroad tracks this afternoon.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Andrew D. White

Andrew D. White is not interested in hearing your life story.